SeaOtter

FICO Scores for Small Business

Pre-SeedSolo FounderAI-Native Operations

The Problem

Small businesses are flying blind

88% of small businesses can't deploy AI effectively

PwC 2026

ChatGPT gives text. Tableau needs training. Consultants cost $2,000+.

Nobody tells a small business owner: 'Here's exactly what's wrong and how to fix it.'

The Solution

SeaOtter Health Score

Your business intelligence that runs itself. Free score in 30 seconds. No signup required.

Grade B+

Healthy — Top 30% of stores

How It Works

Three steps. Zero friction.

Enter your store URL

Get your Health Score instantly. Free, viral, no signup.

Connect your Shopify

Get daily AI insights and real-time alerts. $9/mo.

Data flywheel kicks in

Your data improves benchmarks for everyone. Every score makes the next more accurate.

The Moat

Data flywheel with no off switch

Store checks score

Benchmark data grows

Scores get more accurate

More stores check

Shopify Sidekick— Single-store only, no benchmarks

Julius AI— Chat-based, no automated monitoring

Consultants— $2,000+/engagement, days of wait

Tableau / Power BI— $70-150/user/mo, requires training

Market

Massive and expanding

4.6M

Shopify stores worldwide

$400M

SMB analytics TAM

25%

YoY market growth

$100B

Bloomberg-scale opportunity

Cross-platform expansion: Shopify today. WooCommerce, Amazon, Square, Etsy tomorrow. Bloomberg built $100B selling financial data. We are building the Dun & Bradstreet of e-commerce.

Business Model

99.6% gross margin

$0Free

Health score (viral acquisition)

$9/moStarter

Real-time insights, daily digest

$29/moPro

Advanced benchmarks, multi-store

$10K+/yrEnterprise API

Aggregate benchmark data for brands, investors, lenders

COGS: $0.001/day per user. Gross margin: 99.6%.

Traction

Early signals

Live

Free health score tool

Apr '26

Product Hunt launch

$215

Monthly burn rate

46 mo

Runway on $10K

Zero employees. AI handles operations, customer service, and infrastructure. The company IS the proof of concept.

The Ask

Raising $500K pre-seed

Target: 10,000 connected stores, $500K ARR in 12 months

$200K

Growth marketing

$100K

Integrations

$100K

Enterprise API

$100K

Operations

Team

One human. AI workforce.

The company IS the proof of concept: one human founder, AI employees, building a product used by thousands.

hello@seaotter.ai