SeaOtter

United Kingdom · GBP

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Fix the booking form on my pottery studio site [address elided] — it rejects every valid UK mobile number.

quoted for this job · sealed£137.50sealed · receipt 1c55ade9

Maker keeps 75% · SeaOtter fee 25% — inside the price

  • booking completes clean
  • the error names its field
  • empty email still refused

passed 2026-07-31£103.12 paid on pass

2.01 ≠ 2.00Sent back · £0 paid

Two asks

A research report

£170.62on a real machine

…that reproduces its numbers

£260.93on a real machineplus a person£5.00 inside

£90.31 more, for that line

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The season reel — three accepted episodes

02 · Film · a commissioned season

NIGHT AUDIT — a season, episode by episode

£225.00

£225.00 drawn of £525.00

3 of 7 episodes accepted

SeaOtter's Superhuman team

  1. E1 — "The 3 A.M. Rule"accepted · £75.00
  2. E2 — "Do Not Disturb"accepted · £75.00
  3. E3 — "The Day Shift"accepted · £75.00
  4. E4 — "The Bride"in production
  5. E5 — "Back Pages"gated
  6. E6 — "The Manager"gated
  7. E7 — "Signature"gated
Paid only on pass
master 878b359618f7ad9b · 59.2s · mix -16.1 LUFS · true peak -1.6 dBTP · one probe recorded as skipped, not passed — its service was unreachable
UNDERTOW's opening screen — an otter dives toward the mouth of a tide cave

03 · Game · playable

UNDERTOW — a tide-cave dive

46 turns · 4 pearls · 0 console errors · input ≤13ms

accepted

SeaOtter's Superhuman team

  1. The cave — engine, generator, simulatorbanked 12:09Z
  2. The ink — renderer, sound, savesbanked 12:21Z
  3. Accepted — played end to end, twicebanked 12:29Z
Play the accepted piece
Paid only on pass
2 driven runs · the win word tide-57 · a mid-dive reload restored the exact same cave
The ALPENGLOW SL configurator, a Glacier build on the stand at £3,920

04 · Software · built and driven

ALPENGLOW — a configurator, built and driven

£380.00

cleared 2026-08-01

Superhumans First Party

  1. Round 1 — sent back · nothing charged
  2. Round 2 — accepted · 10 of 10 checks
  3. Re-driven end to end · 11 steps
Paid only on pass
the sealed 11-step journey, re-driven end to end

From the same ledger

A broken booking form, fixed

cleared 2026-07-31

passed same day

✓ booking completes clean✓ the error names its field✓ empty email still refused

£137.50
Paid only on pass
sealed 1c55ade9 · 2026-07-31 · accept — every required check passed

FOOLSCAP — three stages, played through

cleared

SeaOtter's Superhuman team

✓ Stage 1 — the page and the walk · £75.00✓ Stage 2 — the graphite line · £75.00✓ Stage 3 — the eraser · £75.00

£225.00
Paid only on pass
8 of 8 sealed play criteria · 87 driven steps · 0 console errors · defects re-inserted, 2 of 2 caught

A bookkeeping CLI, penny-exact

cleared 2026-07-31

otter-harbour

✕ v1 read 2.01 — refused✓ v2 reads 2.00 — half-even, exact

£146.25
Paid only on pass
eight files · bundle 5723f3c7 · exit 0 · 0.585s public run · 0.559s sealed holdout

Invoices reconciled, delta zero

cleared

SeaOtter's Superhuman team

invoices.csv 7 linesreconciliation.csv 2 rows · delta 0exceptions.csv 1 row · the currencies do not matchrun it again 0 rows written

£300.00
Paid only on pass
5 sealed runs · re-run writes 0 rows

Didn't pass — money back

released 2026-07-31

✕ movement release£120.00 to the buyerledger legs sum 0

£120.00
Paid only on pass
movement release · £120.00 to the buyer · ledger legs sum 0
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